My Little Robin Hood Chapter 3

Chapter 3

Rainbow Blitz and Bubble Berry were running as fast as they could to the road to meet up with royal coach while putting on their disguises. Bubble Berry's disguise was a female griffin named Gilda, and Rainbow Blitz's disguise was a unicorn named Trixie. They hid behind the trees, and spotted the ponies. "Now what about that for luck?" Bubble Berry asked. "It's only a circus. A peanut operation." Rainbow Blitz glared at Bubble Berry, and said "Peanuts? Why, you dunce. That's the royal coach. It's Princess Rarity herself!" "The Princess?" Bubble Berry asked. "Wait a minute. There's a law against robbing royalty. I'll catch you later!" Bubble Berry tried to leave, but Rainbow Blitz stopped him, and said "What? And miss this chance to perform before royalty?" "Ah! Here we go again." Bubble Berry said giving in.

As the ponies were walking, Rainbow Blitz came out said in her Trixie voice "Oo-de-lally! Oo-de-lally! Fortune-tellers!" Bubble Berry popped out, and said in her Gilda voice "Fortunes forcast! Lucky charms!" "Get the dope with your horoscope." 'Trixie' said. Princess Rarity popped out of her coach, and said "Fortune-tellers! How droll. Uh, stop coach." As the coach and the ponies stopped, Discord whispered "Your grace, your grace, they may be bandits." "Oh, poppycock." Princess Rarity said. "Female bandits? What next? Rubbish." She turned to the 'mares' and said "Um, um, my dear mares, you have my permission to kiss the royal hooves. Whichever you like first." 'Trixie' and 'Gilda' were amazed at the jewels on Princess Rarity's hooves. "Mmm! Oh! How gracious." 'Trixie' said as she carefully removed the bracelet, and kissed her right hoof. "And generous." Discord and whispered to Princess Rarity's ear while his forked tounge tickled her right ear "Your grace! Your grace! Did you see what they-!" Princess Rarity interrupted him, and said "Stop! Stop hissing in my ear!"

'Gilda' then kissed Princess Rarity's left hoof while sucked three jewels off the bracelet. Discord looked at the disgused griffin who smiled revealing the jewels, and gasped. He stammered in Princess Rarity's ear while his forked tounge flicked it as she yelped. She then grabbed him, and said "Discord! Oh, you've hissed your last!" She tied him up, placed him in a basket, and sat on it. "Suspicious spirit." "Masterfully done, your grace." 'Trixie' said as she closed the curtain door. "Now close your eyes...and concentrate." The princess obeyed, and closed her eyes. "Close your eyes. Tight Shut. No peeking, your grace." 'Trixie' said when Princess Rarity tried to peek, but when she got caught, she closed her eyes again. "From the mists of time, come forth, spirits. Yoo-hoo!" When Bubble Berry got the signal, he prepared the fireflies inside a big ball attached to the string which was attached to the stick. "Okay, little fireflies. Glow, babies, glow." He said. "We're waiting." 'Trixie' called put as Bubble Berry placed the ball inside the coach, and held on to it with the stick to make it like it was floating.

"Ah, oh! Look, your grace, look!" 'Trixie' said as Princess Rarity opened her eyes. "Oh! Incredible!" She exclaimed as she reached to touch the floating ball. "Floating spirits." 'Trixie' then slapped her hoof, and said "Ah, oh! Naughty, naughty. You mustn't touch, young mare." "Oh, how dare you strike the royal hoof!" Princess Rarity said in anger. "Shh!" 'Trixie' said as the floating ball landed on the table. "You'll break the spell. Just gaze into the crystal ball." As Princess Rarity gazed at the ball, 'Trixie' said "Oo-de-lally! Oo-de-lal--Oh! A face appears. A crown on her noble brow." Princess Rairty saw her face on the ball, smiled, and said "Oo-de-lally! A crown! How exciting!" "Her face is beautiful, regal, majestic, loveable. A cuddly face." 'Trixie' said as Bubble Berry was listening, and not liking what he was hearing, because those words are not true at all.

"Beautiful, regal, oh!" Princess Rarity said smiling. "Yes, yes. Cuddly. Oh, that's me to a T. It really is. I--Now What?" Whlie Princess Rarity was admiring that, 'Trixie' tried to take the bag of coins, but Discord slapped the hoof. "I, uh..I see, um, your illustrious name." Trixie said, but Princess Rarity getting angry shouted "I know my name! Get on with it!" As 'Trixie' grabbed the bag of gold coins, and Discord held onto it, 'she' said "Your name will go down, down, down, in history of course." As she roughly pulled the bag of coins away from Discord, Princess Rarity said "Yes! I knew it! I knew it! Do your hear that, Discord? Oh, you--He's in the basket." She pounded on the basket and said "Don't forget it."

Outside the coach, Bubble Berry spotted the solid gold hubcaps on the coach and said "Hmm. What have we here? Solid-gold hubcaps." He removed all four of them, and then spotted a big chest full of gold. "Oo-de-lally. The jackpot." He said as he was cutting the hole into the big chest of gold, and the gold fell into his bag. One of the pony guard that was holding the chest was looking around, but then he spotted Bubble Berry pretending to be Gilda. The pony guard wolf-whistled 'her' and Gilda playfully waved and started running to get away, as Rainbow Blitz got out of the coach wearing Princess Rarity's purple cape with white fur on it and holding the bag of coins in his bag. As the disguised ponies ran, they bumped into each other. They quickly gathered all the coins, and ran as Princess Rarity opened the curtain door.

Rainbow Blitz laughed as Princess Rarity realized that she had been robbed. "Robbed! I've been robbed!" She yelled. "Discord! You're never around when I need you!" Discord came out of the basket, untied himself, and went up to the greedy princess. "Ahem. I've been robbed." Princess Rarity said. "Of course, you've been robbed!" Discord said. As Rainbow Blitz and Bubble Berry ran, Rainbow Blitz said "Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally!" "Fortunes forcast, lucky charms." Bubble Berry said as he waved to the ponies, and the pony guard who wolf-whistled waved back. "After them, you fools!" Princess Rarity shouted. The ponies ran to catch up with them, but because that Bubble Berry stole the hubcaps, two of the wheels fell off, and Princess Rarity, and Discord fell out of dragged coach, and the ponies ran over them. Princess Rarity then cried and said "No, no, no, no!"

Discord wiped the mud from himself and said "I knew it. I knew it. I just knew this would happen. I tried to warn you, but, no, no, no. You wouldn't listen. You just had to-!" Discord stopped talking when Princess Rarity was about to hit Discord on the head with a mirror. "Ah, ah, ah! Seven years bad-!" Discord tried to say, but Princess Rarity hit him in the head with the mirror, and broke it. "Ooh! Luck." Discord said finishing the sentence. "That's what it is. Besides, you broke your mother's mirror." When Princess Rarity heard that, she wailed and said "Mommy!" She sucked her dirty hoof and said "I've got a dirty hoof."